So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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