he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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