Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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