i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
These tits shall not be calmed
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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