Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Randomize
