I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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