Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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