Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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