i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't deserve a penis
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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