I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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