Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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