i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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