We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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