I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Is Oprah even human
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize