Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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