Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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