I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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