We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it glows. i had to have it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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