There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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