i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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