so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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