Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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