I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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