I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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