so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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