Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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