I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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