Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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