What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Blow job season was short but glorious.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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