Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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