Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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