you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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