Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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