I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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