you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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