The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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