you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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