I think I died a long time ago.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you told grandpa to call you daddy
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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