I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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