you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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