is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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