how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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