She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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