She's JV to your varsity
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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