Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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