It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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