But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Heβs 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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