The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I don't think brook has ever known best
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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