i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
