Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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