ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The feeling are messing with the penis
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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