Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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