He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
The ass gains better be worth it
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