He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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